Dear Senior Opupulepu,
How are you do? I hope you are do fine, just as me and my mines are all do fine, fine.
Senior, newses, I mean multiple news, coming out from the Municipal Police container kiosk, these days are very funnyment and wonderment.
Senior, the Umbrella Clans’ representatives in the Municipal Police container kiosk has proven what I always say about these Umbrella people. But people think I do not like them. To them the word obedience is as scarce as a single rain drop in a drought.
Senior, see, the other day, the abusuapanin of the Umbrella clan, Nana Wofa AttridiEbrue, conducted roll-call only to find out that some of their bad sons and daughters havedone their thing some again.
Senior, you see, the abusuapanin told them that because it is not yet the season of lot-casting, whenever they are asked to cast lots, they should cast, “No.”
Senior, according to Wofa AttridiEbrue, whose part of the family does a special poultry farming but this one they rear living syringes that freely distributes malaria,a “No,” lot, would make the gods know that they are not to lift the something from their kitchen stools in the Municipal Police Container kiosk,anytime soon.
Senior, they were then taken into two market days of fasting and prayers invoking the Spiritus Sanctus into them to instil in them the fear of Yahweh and what Yahweh meant when He ordered that all pickins are to call their fathers and mothers honourables, if they want to live long.
Senior, on top to be double sure, since now-a-days people do not fear Yahweh that much, the Umbrella Municipal Police were marched to the shrine of the great minor god, AnyigbaHordzoto swear that they will for once do what their elders wanted them to do. They were made to eatgreen grass and swallow frogs as dessert.
Senior, would you believe that after all these some Umbrella Municipal Police, still did exactly the opposite and wrote “Yes,” in fact bigger than the characters in My First Copy Book.
Senior, now Wofa AttridiEbrue who adopted the name Asi-Edu keNkatie when water was poured on his forehead to force him to accept Yesu Kristo Emmanuel as his Love and Personal Safety Net, is in the state of confuseness and disarray, worrisomeness and disbelief that his own children could do him this way.
Senior, now he has to pay the head pastor some huge sums of money for the spiritual exercises that was supposed to lead his wayward children on the path of righteousness. As for the fetish priest in the shrine of Anyigba Hordzorare nine-hundred and ninety-nine heads of cattle, plus unspecified number of sheep and goats and a very big Rambo reservoir full of palm wine, to deliver.
Senior, to Wofa Asi-Edu keNkatie, if the exercise had achieved hundred percent pass, as he had wanted, he would not bother about the debts he owed. But to have a third of his sons doing the wrong thing is problematic. Did he go or did he come?
Senior, it was this same Municipal Police who went to append their signatures on a certain document which is saying that if you wish to transform yourself into a ghost but did not carry enough money for that journey and so you had to come back, you would be giving a blackboard and chalk professional who will teach you how to think properly. And on top of all this, you will be given breakfast, lunch and supper plus some snacks every day.
Senior, at first this was not the case. If you were found at the bus stop where buses pick people who want to cross over to the other life, but you miss the bus, the professional thief slappers will catch you and slap you well, well before relocating your sleeping GPS location and put you in a free boarding and lodging facility owned by the village.
Senior, there you will meet people who can smoke dry weeds and grass and you will think they are human chimneys and with eyes red in flames, they start doing what no sensible person can do. There are others who by their looks alone, you will start crying and praying “The Lord is my Shepherd,” backwards.
Senior, under such conditions, no one will ask you to transform your life to become a normal person. You will begin a new life in Yesu Kristo Emmanuel, always sitting around the Living Springs so that you receive life, and life eternal to the fullest.
Senior, now Ogyakrom village is becoming over populated as in densely populated as in plenty, plenty pickins are born every second. If we do not take care, with the way things are coming, if famine visits the land we shall all be transformed into ghosts.
Senior, so Wofa Asi-Edu keNkatie is wondering why his wayward sons could not have made it that all those who want to exit this life, but fail to catch the last bus, must be forced to go. After all Senior, if things bought from some table-tops are never returned back, then all goings that are going should not returned back.
Senior, I am Dan, sorry I am Done.
Its Me.
