Dear Senior Opupulepu,
How are you do? I hope you are do fine, just as me and my shordies are all do fine, fine.
Senior, I doubt whether you will remember these stories in the Holy Book, since it has been centuries since you last stepped inside a Sunday skuul classroom inside.
Senior, my ancestor, the prophet of Yahweh called Egya Daniel, in his love letter, paragraph six, stated what happened during his meet-me-there section, with Sam George’s brother,Dzata and his kinsmen.
Senior, it happened that my ancestor was the most good-looking man in the region. All the daughters of Eve always wanted to get close to Egya Daniel and this deprived all the men and akupas from even being looked at, by the women.
Senior, they knew that unless Egya Daniel was cleared off the scene, their asie will burn and they will not have descendants. To murder Egya Daniel was out of the question, because he and the Omanhene, Nana Dairies, were shordies, playing charsekele and chasing bailar.
Senior, so these envious men went to tell Omanhene Dairies with a cut and paste recording which had the voice of Egya Daniel speaking things against Nana Dairies and his household.
Senior, the voice in the recording said things like, the Omanhene’s pioto is full of holes like a fishing net. That Omanhene’s father’s armpits are silos which stored poisonous gases which are more deadly than biological weapons. And that the old man does not bath and has never bath since he was last bathed by his nanny at the age three years.
Senior, as for Omanhene’s mother and women in his royal family, I do not want to be quoted as saying bad things about womanhood.
Senior, when Omanhene Dairies heard this, he was shocked and angry and summoned Egya Daniel to his court. When my ancestor arrived, he was not allowed to speak and subsequently sentenced to visit Sam George’s brother, Dzata and his kinsmen in their bungalow.
Senior, all the men and akupas knew that Egya Daniel would not return home alive. Because Sam George’s brother, Dzata and his kinsmen were observing Lent and had been fasting for almost forty days and nights, hoping to break Yesu Christus Emmanuel’s record. With famine and hunger around, any edible thing that makes mistake to pass by, will be converted into food.
Senior, it is in this environment and condition that Egya Daniel arrived. When he saw that Sam George’s brother Dzata and his kinsmen were only fasting, he encouraged them to pray for that will bring results. Lo and behold, Sam George’s brother, Dzata and his kinsmen engaged in all-night prayers with praises and worship. They got converted and got baptized by Egya Daniel with one of them having the Christian name like New-Gin.
Senior, during that night King Dairies could not sleep well and had a vision with an angel telling him that he erred in what he did. At the break of dawn, he got up from bed without washing his face or pasting, and run to the bungalow which housed, Sam George’s brother, Dzata and his kinsmen, crying, “Egya Daniel, who did you leave me with?”. And all the men and the akupas followed him some, with great hope that they will retrieve Egya Daniel’s blood-soaked torn cloths from the bungalow accommodating Sam George’s brotherDzata and his kinsmen.
Senior, Egya Daniel was asking Dzata and his kinsmen to recite memory verses, when Omanhene and the others gate-crashed into the party. Before anybody could talk, Sam George’s brother Dzata and his kinsmen saw in a vision that Omahene Dairies had come along with cattle, sheep and goats and realizing that Egya Daniel taught them how powerful prayers can be, they accepted these as gifts from God and they quickly converted the men and akupas into chinchinga as in khebab and pepper soup and they filled their empty bellies, giving thanks to Yahweh for great things He had done.
Senior, one fine day, Yesu Christus Emmanuel was walking His somewhere, minding His business, when He encountered some of Wofa Sasabomsam’s juniors playing hide and seek inside some Homo Sapiens inside. Yesu Christus Emmanuel ordered them to come out.
Senior, they obeyed immediately and came out standing attention in front of Yesu Christus Emmanuel. They told Him that they were on break and it was recreation time, that was why they only playing with that man.
Senior, coming along was a battalion of Domedo makers who were walking lazily about, with no elegance. Wofa Sasabomsam’s juniors then begged Yesu Christus Emmanuel to allow them to play hide-and-seek in these Domedo makers.
Senior, Yesu Christus Emmanuel remembered that to gain salvation, one must show love to his enemies and do unto people what they want to be done unto them. So, He allowed the whole battalion of Wofa Sasabomsam’s junior to enter inside the Domedo makers inside.
Senior, to this day some Yesu Christus Emmanuel followers who read the Holy Book backwards and upside down are saying Domedo makers are demons.
Senior, this is what one Kwame Surface is challenging one man of Yahweh, Sonny Badu on. Hmmm, some people don’t fear Yahweh to be challenging His anointed.
Senior, as for me I am Dan, sorry I am Done.
It’s me.
