Dear Senior Opupulepu,
How are you do? As for me and mine, we are all do fine, fine.
Senior, I just made an attempt to read the Good Book from cover to cover, from ‘In the Beginning’ to ‘Amen.’
Senior, I did not entirely read the Good Book like how a dumb student would read his textbook, a week before exams. But I tried, I read something.
Senior, reading the Good Book, I came to the reality or is it realisation, that Yahweh love women.
Senior, I am not saying Yahweh loves women like how you love women. So, do not say that I said so for Yahweh to hear and I will have tough time convincing Sancta Petro at the gate that I lived my life here on earth, diligently, honestly, humbly, gently without mistakes.
Senior, when I say Yahweh love women, He loves them because they are special to Him and so woe betides man who mistreat woman.That homo sapiens should know that it is very likely that he will look at the gates of Heaven but will not enter, just like Afro Moses looked at Canaan but his toe never stepped there.
Senior, why am I saying this? You see when Yahweh created our fore-grandparents, Adama and Eva, He placed them in a certain garden called Edith, which is a woman’s name, no it was Eden, sorry.
Senior, inside this garden inside, Yahweh Himself did what a certain Dr. Akoto wants all Ogyakromians to do. He took hoe and picked a seedling and after removing His upper garment, He planted a seedling in the middle of the garden somewhere. This tree grew beautifully and bore eye-pleasing fruits. But Yahweh warned Adama and Eva not to touch the fruits to say they will even eat, because they are meant for His visitors.
Senior, Eva thought that the fruit could make a nice dessert so she plucked and tasted and saw it was good. She called her Sweetie-Sweetie Muah-Muah, and started singing ‘Come and see oooo, come and see,’ Adama who was then chasing lizards, stopped and went to his wife and tasted the fruit in her hand and ate it.
Senior, when Yahweh came, instead of asking the first accused, Eva what happened, He rather asked the second accused, Adama. And after pronouncing them both guilty as charged, He sentenced Adama to life with hard labour, while the woman who caused all this wahala, He only make her go into labourer work when she is to born pickin, that’s all.
Senior, also in the Good Book was a case when some two concern men were walking in the crowd by the palanquin with the Invisible Yahweh sitting inside. Suddenly the people carrying the palanquin fell in a pot hole and the palanquin started making like it was going to fall. These two men jumped to hold the palanquin and straight there, Yahweh transformed them into ghosts. How dare sinners like them touch the Holy One!
Senior, no one should ever touch Yahweh or His Son Yesu Christus Emmanuel or Spiritus Sanctus. But fast forward, this same Yesu Chritus was at a dinner table when some ashawo woman gate crashed the party and went down on her knees in front of Yesu Christus and massaged His feet. She was not sentenced to death, but rather given life eternal. Whow! Yes, you may combine “Why” and “How.”
Senior, again, there was a certain woman, who the Evil One placed a curse of perpetual period on her, so she started bleeding as soon as she was born.
Senior, this woman knew that this was not her portion, so one day when Yesu Christus Emmanuel was doing house-to-house, she positioned herself at an angle where she would touch Him. But she only succeeded in touching His cassock. Yesu Christus turned in anger and asked who touched Him. With Him walking in the crowd, many people could have touched Him. But He said the one who touched Him had stolen some of His powers.
Senior, everybody thought matter don come. But when Yesu Christus heard that little woman admitting with fright that she was the one, He immediately cured her and gave her a one-way ticket to Heaven. Anytime she was ready, a plane will be waiting to carry her to Heaven. What two men died of doing,two women, did and were rewarded eternal life.
Senior, this last bit is very interesting. It was a matter like same question, same answers but different marking schemes. A certain aged senior pastor called Zachariah was married to his wife who was also aged and they had no pikin. Yahweh sent his messenger to tell him that his wife would born pikin. He said “How possible.”
Senior, the messenger proceeded to a certain girl-child called Eno Maria and told her that soon, soon, she will born pikin. She also said “How possible.”
Senior, the “How possible” from Zachariah angered the angel, who banned him from talking, seeing and hearing. But the “How possible”from Eno Maria brought her unprecedented rewards among which she brought Yahweh’s pikin, Yesu Christus Emmanuel into ewiase. Can you, her?
Senior, all this shows that man must respect woman if he wants to pass the final exams at Heaven Gates, one day.
I am Dan, sorry I am done.
It’s me!
