Dear Senior Opupulepu,
How are you do? I hope you are do fine, fine as I and my shordies are all do fine.
Senior, hmmmm, I have two serious matters which I cannot speak to Yahweh directly, due to fear and obedience, in fact more of fear than anything else.
Senior, you remember when Yahweh decided to use water and liquid soap plus a little bit of alata samina to wash the whole of ewiase? You remember He said he did that because, the fine, fine beautiful ewiase He created, out the image and likeness of those beautiful gardens in His Kingdom Heaven, suddenly became choked with polythene bags and rubbish which came out of the misconducts of wineful, ginful and sinful human kind.
Senior, Yahweh, went for a super Rambo-sized reservoir full of aqua, as in water. Poured in a bucket full of liquid soap and with a standing brush in hand which He scrubbed the alata samina into it, He washed ewiase properly. All the dirt, rubbish and sins of those who came to world and immediately they arrived all the various variety of sins also came, were washed away clean.
Senior, every living creature drowned that day; every living creature except your buddy, buddy called Wofa Noah. After the bathing of ewiase, Yahweh saw the innocent cockroaches, lizards, rats, mosquitoes, house flies, town flies and bush flies, which died because of sinful man, He felt sorry and said as long as He lives, He will never wash ewiase again.
Senior, recently, the Noah’s floods lookalikes have started appear-appearing all over ewiase, including Ogyakrom. And these floods seems like they are humans.
Senior, I say so, because, you can see them jogging on the roads and footpaths, some are even found enrolling for Free Senior High School (SHS) as they occupy skuuls. Others are not feeling too well so they enter into hospitals and some are made to believe that some tenants’ tenancy agreements had expired as in ended, so they enter into such rooms by water, by force, to start lodging there.
Senior, the floods also enter into markets inside, going to buy koobi, kakadro, and vegetables to go and make stew at home. But the only places, we are yet to see the floods enter are the omanhene palace, and who born flood, and the bow and arrow professionals and the professional thief slappers’ living and working quarters, like who born flood, again, they would go and meet no nonsense Dam-Pra there.
Senior, can you tell your buddy, buddy Wofa Noah to please remind Yahweh of the promise He made about not bringing down water to wash ewiase, again? In fact, I do not think our nowadays sins are worse than that of Noah’s time, even though we now havemore politicians, lawyers, policemen (excluding Dam-Pra) than before.
Senior, the major sins now are committed by the slay queens and princesses who will look akupa boy’s face and tell him without blinking an eye that apart from him, she has no other sweetie-sweetie muah-muah. Meanwhile,at that very moment, an alhaji is waiting for her, a sugar daddy is waiting for her call, a politician has MoMo millions of cowries to her so that she can go and do shopping so that they travel out of town, and a colleague male student is getting ready to meet her so that he would teach her theory and they will both have practical studies beneath the sheets.
Senior, such sins are nothing compare to the times of Noah, so why these floods? Except if there are some hidden sins we do not know off, we beg Yahweh to tear our ears to them small.
Senior, now that it seems Yahweh thinks we are misbehaving like Noah’s days, our Omanhene Nana Onsurowuo Owuobiayeowuo, the Great Leopard, decided to do what David could not do some. He has decided to build a temple for people to go inside and weep and cry crocodile tears unto the Lord, for their countless sins to be forgiven, and to get immunity from sinning and to go and sin around no more.
Senior, that night when the Omanhene whipped Onapowura Nana Ontiaobiara in an unfair fight, which everywhere thought the ex-former Omanhene would beat the Great Leopard well, well for his too known, it ended up that indeed the fight was unfair.Because, instead of Nana Onsurowuo been beaten and shown the moon inside they plant maize, it was Onapowura who was rather beaten, that he momentarily forgot how to spell his own name and even lost his way home.
Senior, when the delightful Great Leopard got home, his sweetie-sweetie muah-muahhad prepared and served him with a baby bath tub full of kontomire stew garnished with crabs (land, sea and aircrabs), dried fish, smoked fish, koobi, snails, go-at me-at, what the obrini man calls goat meat, pig feet and Delay mackerel among many others, served over a half barrel full of cassava, green plantain, cocoyam and yam ampesi. And Nana ate all well, well and wash it down with seven Kufuor gallons full of palm wine.
Senior, I do not know whether he was under the influence of bellyfulness or it was the palm wine or whether it was the feeling he was feeling when his sweetheart started running her fingers in his bald head in numerous attempts to see whether there was some hair on the sakora head to count.
Senior, there and then our Omanhene saw visions and in one, he was standing in front of the Throne of the Most High.And while the Elects were promising Yahweh, he too, a mere mortal and earthling decided to promise Yahweh something. He decided to build a temple for all to go and worship Yahweh in it.
Senior, King David made such a promise, but God spoke through His prophet and told David not to put into practice, the art and craft lessons he learnt in building and construction classes in JHS. So, David could not build anything.
Senior, our Omanhene, after telling us the promise he made to Yahweh, about building a temple, he waited and waited and waited to hear something from the Lord’s prophets to either start something or forgo the promise. When every prophet was silent, meaning Yahweh said “Yes” since silence means consent, Nana Owuobiayeowuo, then put pink-cars on the ground and started to build the temple.
Senior, now that the temple has reached roofing level, all the prophets of the land are now saying Yahweh said to them that He is against the construction of the temple.Who born dog, sorry,who born angel? As for me I am behind the Omanhene to complete the temple. He should not mind those prophets. They fear that when the temple is completed and in operation, Yahweh would come and take a seat in the sanctuary and reveal to mankind all the sins they as prophets have been sinning. They also know that with Yahweh around, they cannot collect tithes from church members again and no one will attend their healing and deliverance services. These selfish prophets do not have Ogyakrom at heart. They only think of themselves and their families.
Senior, please tell Yahweh, we truly need the temple. As it is now I am Dan sorry, I am Done.
It’s me!
